Dance like you mean it.

REwind back to 49. or rather just the fiftys if you didnt want the rhyme. (yeah bitches thrown some AKCO MCin on your ass!)
no but seriously look back to the fiftys where men were hard working straight and dressed so sharply the just looking at them gave you a paper cut. Look back at the women too. The women that stayed at home and kept the fort and dressed like little presents in an age where sex was still taboo. And because of the controversial nature of the rumpy pumpy acts of hot lovin fiftys men and women has to work themself into a rabid sexual frenzy some other way. So the fuckers danced. Someone once said that dance was the active vertical metaphour for a horizontal act. And they were very right.

back to 08 now in the world we are living in. Men dress like women or like men or like dicks. women do what the fuck they what when the want to. Sex is pratically expected of anyone and everyone, as metrosexuality and hetroflexibility is flying around the country like jizz at a bukkake party. We dont dance. Dancing is lost.
But fear not i know for why the reason! The reason is this we have no discos. Seriously that is it. everyone is tryin to find the music the "describes them as a person" so everyone is bumming there own genre thus they are too rigid to have a dance at discos. Also The dick heads of the last generation put us lot in discos when we were kids so now we have this constant association with discos as a kiddies thing.

If what i am saying seems like apparent bullshit then go find a local disco for your age group find a member of the opposite sex and fucking dance with them. Its one of the most romantic and sexual acts since that guy tryed to stick a rose up his japs eye and got it caught.

pease
.:AKCO:.